Got this recipe off a friend last year. Here it is, just in time for Christmas! Enjoy!
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Christmas cake recipe!!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
METHOD
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it’s best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
Try another cup …. just in case. Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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đŸ˜€ he he – GOTCHA!!!!! đŸ˜€
Hope you enjoyed the recipe!
But please, spare your pets, and concentrate on your partners/husbands! They must have deserved it, one way or another! hehe
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Blackberries and I 
Lakshmi
/ 26 November, 2007ROFL…..OMG…I cannot stop laughing. Fantastic recipe to drink vodka..sory..ckake a bakeee..or something…off to bed ..
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Pravs
/ 26 November, 2007hhahaha… i can’t stop laughing đŸ™‚ too good !!
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Nags
/ 26 November, 2007hahahaha.. nice one!
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Maninas
/ 26 November, 2007Hehe glad you enjoyed it!
I couldn’t stop laughing when I first got it, and I kept giggling to myself while I was posting this yesterday!
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Lyrical Lemongrass
/ 26 November, 2007That is so farny. I shall have to think of a way to link this post on my blog!
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Maninas
/ 26 November, 2007Sure!
I must admit that I was giggling to myself at the thought of people reading this as any other recipe at any other food blog, and then discovering it’s anything but a recipe! hahahahaaa So, you can link it as your favourite recipe that people should try! đŸ˜€
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Nora
/ 26 November, 2007that’s a good one! I’ll have to forward this to my friends. đŸ™‚
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Maninas
/ 27 November, 2007đŸ™‚
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